About This Game Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!FeaturesTear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action!Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play!Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack!Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer!Rock out with retro metal influencers!Already averted the crisis? 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(And the text is annoying to scroll through, which really doesn't help.)The controls are sluggish, too - there's a few frames between you hitting the jump button and the character actually jumping. And the difficulty ramps up quickly, which isn't fun. So you mash buttons (there's only one attack button, no interesting combos!) until you win or die, occasionally maneuvering to avoid the worst of the attackers. And there aren't any save slots - just codes. I get that this is recreating the Games Of Yore, but I *played* those, and save codes were the feature I missed least.. The plot is nonsensical, which is intentional, but it's also just plain bad. (And the text is annoying to scroll through, which really doesn't help.)The controls are sluggish, too - there's a few frames between you hitting the jump button and the character actually jumping. And the difficulty ramps up quickly, which isn't fun. So you mash buttons (there's only one attack button, no interesting combos!) until you win or die, occasionally maneuvering to avoid the worst of the attackers. And there aren't any save slots - just codes. I get that this is recreating the Games Of Yore, but I *played* those, and save codes were the feature I missed least.. SUMMARY: Buy it when it's on sale, preferably for $1-$3. It's not worth $10PROS:The art & music are GREAT, and I love the streamer-vote option.Some of the weird elements of the game add a nice touch of humor & entertainment.Besides that, I'm sorry to say it doesn't have much going for it.CONS: * The characters are not balanced: Ashley plays fine, but Nick is so slow it becomes impossible to dodge certain enemy attacks. Any benefits he may have in durability are made moot by this fact. * Enemy hitboxes are innacurate. It's easy to be SLIGHTLY above/below an enemy, and the his will not land. * Several bosses attack so frequently, it becomes near-impossible to attack them without taking damage. * Many attacks that deal knockback, such as the charge-attack, deal no extra damage. This means it's actually faster to button-mash to defeat an opponent. *** Randomized modifiers. They can be fun sometimes, but the option to turn them off would be a GODSEND. Sometimes they help, but most of the time they make the game harder, or sometimes near unbeatable; it feels like a crutch to increase difficulty where enemy design or layout would be key. If you get the unlucky draw of having a HORDE of enemies attack you, all with enhanced damage, the only way to get past it is to sacrifice many, many lives. * The story is not only rough, it is narrated poorly. I have a rough idea of events, but instead of a story its more like glimpses into someone's fever-dream.WRAPUP: MegaCat, you've got something here. It's a start, and it can be fun. But you need some BALANCE to this. That's your biggest issue; balancing characters, balancing waves of enemies. If you polish it up a bit, and throw in ways to execute special moves/combos, this could be GOLDEN.But, as it stands now, it's not.. A weird beat 'em up! Honestly, I can't get enough of these weird beat 'em up games. Reminds me of all the old NES games I used to rent in high school. It's an interesting game, has a kind of a unique story, and can be pretty unforgiving at times.. Cool retro style game, beat it in like a hour tho. Coffee Crysis is a cool game which you can play together. Cool music, cool graphics and effects, addictive plot.
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